why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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