Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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