Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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