Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Shame is for Republicans.
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