"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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