Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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