I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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