I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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