I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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