No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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