I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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