So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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