your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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