you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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