I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I puked a lego.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
