honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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