He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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