And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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