She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Less talking, more tequila
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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