Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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