thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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