is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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