she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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