i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
pray to the hookup gods
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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