you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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