am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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