alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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