I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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