R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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