My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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