if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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