You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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