I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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How does one acquire holy water?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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