I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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