mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Randomize
