My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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