thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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