Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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