im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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