I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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