Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did you poop on the roof?
Is that a no?