just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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