Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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