I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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