I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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