she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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