I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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