and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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