Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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