So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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