Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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