This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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