At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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