Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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